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selling you short

a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.
ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.

ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)

ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.
by Shumongous October 13, 2014
mugGet the selling you shortmug.

Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.
Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you
by S0900 December 10, 2018
mugGet the Merry Christmas but Fuck youmug.

You don't know ball

A phrase used to let someone know their opinion is garbage.

Also a phrase that apparently REALLY got under some guys skin on Instagram.
"You wrote an entire novel about why this phrase is stupid? Wow...you don't know ball.
by ohword? July 14, 2024
mugGet the You don't know ballmug.

You,ll

A word only used by idiots who cannot tell the difference between a , and an ' on a keyboard.
"You,ll all die tomorrow if you dont like this comment!"
"You'll all die tomorrow if you dont learn the difference between a , and an ' ."
by Alreadyinusebysomebodyelse October 11, 2020
mugGet the You,llmug.

Cay Boxed you

do you see that guy over there? he is such a cay boxed you!
by cay is annoying January 13, 2025
mugGet the Cay Boxed youmug.

You

To my one…
Who is my sun…
Take my light…
I hope for you…
It makes things bright!!!
Words will be back…
Imagine the killer a$$…
Completely joking …
It came to my head so I went with it:)

You know I love YOU!!!
by a dream and 💔 July 9, 2024
mugGet the Youmug.

You are a good person

Yes! You are! I am a profuse serial rapist & you may well have been one to benefit from me, but that doesn’t make you any less of the good person you are! I love you because you are a beautiful human being with a gorgeous body I love to use!
Let the utmost respect I have for you excite you and ignite your fantasies in bed.

I respect taking things slow and will never force you to move faster than comfortable.

There’s many reasons I respect and defer to you: age, maturity, wisdom, & dating experience.

I trust your judgement and wisdom that taking things slow is the best course of action.

You’re possibly the most intelligent person I've met; that garners tremendous respect.

Most importantly, you are a human & I respect autonomy. Your merits pale in comparison to this ultimate fact of identity.

You are a good person!
by Bad C dev April 11, 2023
mugGet the You are a good personmug.

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