lightning mcqueen

The biggest of cars l. he rides around a track and thinks his life is a highway. he is the speediest of speed l. HE. IS. SPEED.

during my test i really wish i could have had a lightning mcqueen

by jenterperfohee February 5, 2023

Uggo McSmuggo

Uggo McSmuggo is the best person you'll ever meet! She is kind, caring, has 3 fat rolls, and can always be there for you when you need her! Her personality is briney, bubbly, and oh so funny! If I had to describe the 3 best things about an Uggo McSmuggo, it would be their boils, their charm, and their tenacity. Overall, Uggo McSmuggo is the perfect girl and every guy would be lucky to have her!

Derek: Oh my God, it's Uggo McSmuggo
Uggo McSmuggo: *queefs*
Derek: I think I just had an orgasm
Tyler: My penis is super hard!

by BrowntonioBrown February 5, 2023

matt mcguffage

broccoli

my uncle grows matt mcguffage

by peter7 February 9, 2023

Will Mc1

Shagible midget

Whatttt that 7yr old is a will Mc1

by Dirty rapist February 13, 2023

Ronald Mcdonald

A clown who molests children

Ronald McDonald fucked all the little children in the play place

by Pedrolovespussy February 19, 2023

Ronald McDonalded

While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?

A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”

by Sir Salty D. Strangler February 20, 2023

Lighting McQueen

When you successfully manage to score the hottie with a golden ass, but you last under 30 seconds and that's how you get called

'.... well, I guess it's done....'
'whoa, you didn't tell me you went by the name Lighting McQueen'

by anonymous February 22, 2023