When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.
by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021
Get the I have drugs in my bag!mug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Jak And Daxter, When I Lived It Up<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.
Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!
Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!
Federico: I love you!
Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!
Federico: I love you!
by TatisJunior August 17, 2022
Get the I just brushed my teethmug. This text is mainly for people who saw your text but just want to make you mad even more when they know they saw your text.
“My bad I didn’t see this. I fell asleep” why say you didn’t see it when you could have just replied to the text other than that message. It makes you feel neglected don’t it? They don’t give a shit about you. So hurt. Lol. Fuck them.
by Getcoded May 10, 2021
Get the I didn’t see thismug. 
Phrase used on the internet (founded by a man going under the alias of Flamecrest) to express your approval in a longer sentence than 'Okay.' or 'Sure.' Counterpart of 'To vote con'.
by FDman May 17, 2010
Get the I vote promug. 