Wet Wolstenholme

A dribbler who scores when the commentator least expects it. Generally experienced by a ‘penis user’ who, when attempting to finish up with a trouser snake who has other ideas, and “thinks it’s all over” only to restore his member to the chamber discovers that “it is now!” The ensuing embarrassment is evident by a substantial urine drip on whichever side the gentleman ‘dresses’.

“Awight, Gaz? Looks like you’ve ‘ad a Wet Wolstenholme on the way ahhht o’ de bogs there mate”

by bignordierick September 15, 2020

wet betrayal

When you go down on her but don't let her finish. Blue balls for women

That motherfucker gave me wet betrayal

by mfrox January 21, 2021

Wet Sean

When a guy wakes up with someone rubbing their penis in the guys ear.

Did you hear that I gave Jimmy a Wet Sean this morning?

by JaxLaw1982 February 12, 2023

wet david

Like a wet willy except in the ass

I gave that bitch a wet david

by demonkid December 7, 2014

Lit Wet

Anything that is recognized as being worthy of high praise.

Lit Wet Hype Rad Fire

Did you see Samuel's sequin studded red bottoms at the club last night? Them was LIT WET; it really rounded out the outfit.

by OGMurph December 12, 2019

Wet Bob

The act of sticking your finger in your mouth or another individuals mouth extracting the saliva and sticking it directly in someones nostril similar to a wet willy but much more disturbing.

Randi gave me the most aggressive wet Bob of my life.

by Randiesel81 February 4, 2023

wet barney

An extremely moist fart.

*farts* “oh boy, that sounded like a wet Barney.”

by QuietSlipper April 20, 2020