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Clam

A "clam" is a highly unsociable creature that lacks out-going ambitions. If you have a clam in your social circle they more than likely are always the person to deny doing anything besides staying at the their house and hanging out in their basement and smoking bongs. A typical clam will deny being a clam and will typically call others by their own putrid title, inorder flaunt their insecurity of their well-deserved title onto others.
"Ben, your a clam, you seriously will never do sh*t"

Person A: "Let's go play Frisbee at the beach man!"
Person B: "Nah, i'm not leaving my house"
Person A: "Clam...."
by Shank-Shaw August 25, 2013
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Clam jam

When you assemble your fingers into an arrow shape or cranes beak and smash your girlfriend in the squish-mitten simultaneously screaming "CLAM JAM!!!!!"
Girl freind- " is it in yet?"
You-"clam jam bitch!"
by Fedex1220 August 2, 2016
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bust her clam

After taking off a girls panties, you eat ass from behind before coitus.
Dude, make sure you bust her clam before raw dogging it.
by MaxMillllion August 26, 2019
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Clam Frappe

Motorboating a womans vagina in a cold environment. Usually while outdoors, i.e. camping, ice fishing etc.
Jon: Hey mike how was your camping trip with Eileen?
Mike: It was pretty cold in the mornings, but I warmed her up good.
Jon: Yeah?

Mike: Yeah I went down on her, she got so wet I drank her clam frappe.
by Sven Grudenwald January 8, 2021
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Clam bake

When one woman releases flatulence on another woman's crotch. ie. The residual heat baking her clam.
So my girlfriend and I were scissoring when she farted and gave me a clam bake
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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Clammed

Penny had been very busy at work, she took a moment to herself and sat down, looked over at her friend and said...

"God I'm clammed up today, me hands are so moist".
by BENJAMINBODEL April 9, 2022
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clam dusting

When you finger a girl and then sniff the fingers to see if the girl is palatable.
My buddy Colin is clam dusting Julia to make sure the puss is ready for a good dive.
by James brown funk July 18, 2015
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