The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow
Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"
Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"
Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"
Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"
Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"
Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"
Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"
by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011
Get the Surprise Bagmug. Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”
by LordCatbagger June 18, 2022
Get the western surprisemug. When you and your friend arrive at your house, you run well ahead of them and slam the door shut. Once inside, quickly attach yourself to the doorknob “butt plug style”. When the knob turns inside your anus and your friend pushes on the door…SURPRISE!!!
by Bortt October 17, 2020
Get the Surprise Partymug. by the grand willy 69 November 19, 2014
Get the slutty surprisemug. The sexual act of when a man goes ahead and nuts into an unprotected woman. This woman proceeds to become pregnant and have the baby. There are two steps that can be done in place of each other. The first is to shove cereal down the baby’s throat and toss the newborn in the box down the toilet. The second is to run away with all the cereal and steal any cereal that the woman buys
by pissthan January 13, 2018
Get the Pablo cereal surprisemug. When you stick a double gulp in your bunghole bottom first and leave the straw hanging out. Then the woman/man enjoys a tasty soda treat out of said straw.
by Big Slurpy March 28, 2020
Get the Double Gulp Surprisemug. by SGTCorbis December 4, 2020
Get the cuntpunch surprisemug.