Hop on Enlisted

Hop on Enlisted is a way of explaining being tased in the testicles while drinking Orange Juice and Toothpaste while being raped by a group of Black men
Torak:Hey Ajax Hop on Enlisted

Ajax:Sure id Love to
by ishitinurinals December 14, 2024
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Trip Hopping

1. A male dancing in a hip-hop style during a bluegrass concert.

2. A chemically induced style of dance in which a white male attempts to move his body as if he is a hip hop artist. Often done at Grateful Dead-like concerts or during bluegrass sets of the Shotgun Brothers.
That dude was trip hopping like a stoned-out wigger.
by a Shotgun Brothers fan September 20, 2010
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hop on doors

"Hopping on doors" is a sex position performed by 2 men, which involves licking the underside of each others' toe nails while making monkey noises.
by EaZea April 03, 2023
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hop humper

A man with a small dick and cannot satisfy you with it and hops around doing it to other women
Wow Brian is the towns hop humper according to the ladies at the bar!
by wio April 23, 2023
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Hop off my junk hoe

Something that losers say, they look like a beaver and smells like syrup and it smells horrid., junk refers to dick, or balls. Not a pussy. The End
Hop off my junk hoe, before I go postal on your ass
by Corine Wittles March 16, 2011
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Hop on Reserve

When your friend wants to loose all of his shit to a D2 camper because he is a greedy little bitch and doesnt wanna buy a RR
Hey hop on reserve?
Ew bro I dont want to carry your shit again you always die to a D2 camper just fucking buy a red rebel already.
by Joaquinkiller1111 July 29, 2021
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