Noodle blaster

a nigger!

Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!

by Noodle Blaster May 7, 2023

Poo noodle

When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination

I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.

by Wick May 13, 2023

Push Noodle

Utilizing a non-errect member during intercourse. Action performed to reduce embarrassment or overcome lack of desire. Noddle pushing may require use of a finger for stability.

" I was unable to get hard and had to push noodle for 10 minutes."
"Can we just try again tomorrow? You've been pushing noodle for like five minutes"
" You slept with them? Was it good or did you push noodle on and off until they came?

by Wood drip August 21, 2023

Noodle Name

A name that looks like noodle shapes

"I hope the noodle name that joined our squad can play properly.

by Kiwiguydude August 23, 2023

Dick'n Noodle Soup

When you diarrhea in a chick's pussy and then fuck it.

My girl wasn't feeling good last night so I gave her some Dick'n noodle soup.

by Ballerboy329 September 1, 2023

lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak

That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.

by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023

Noodle Neck

Someone who is incredibly nosey- always sticking their neck into others business. So much so, that you think their neck would be stretched out like a noodle

Stacy: Oh em gee Becky is sooo nosey! What I do with my bf is none of her damn business

Amy: Yeah really, she's such a noodle neck...

by Amethyst_skies September 29, 2023