Lock Johnson

When Your Johnson Is Locked In Place In Hard Mode And You Can’t Get It Out

Oh No, I Acquired Lock Johnson

by John Lockson July 27, 2024

Johnson

Can be used in any situation as a verb adjective or noun.

I could go for a Johnson right now.

by TheJohnsonJohnson August 3, 2024

Johnsoned

When a homophobic man gets found out to be gay in a very ironic/funny fashion. Like American politician Mike Johnson, who sent a picture of his face to a man on Grindr, after referring to same-sex marriage as a, "Dark harbinger of chaos"

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened with Mike Johnson?

Guy 2: No, what happened to him?

Guy 1: He sent his face pic to a guy he was trying to hook up with on Grindr

Guy 2: That homophobic asshole got Johnsoned on Grindr? What a dork

by Minty Freshness March 26, 2025

Johnson Jingle

After busting a large load, your dick starts to do the Johnson Jingle, Dancing and harmonizing with the moans of that pussy.

Man I busted a fat load in her vagina, I could hear my dick doing the Johnson Jingle

by Supa Johnson March 28, 2025

Roaring Johnson

The act of a 2 man golf team struggling to stand up the task of challenging their rivals.

Doogz and Dev done a Roaring Johnson today, they now have to buy Herm and Nails a schooner

by Nails420 April 18, 2025

curly johnson

When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button

"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

The Johnson

A sex position where the female is put in the walls of jericho and brutally pounded

“bro did you hear? he put her in The Johnson last night”

by caleb hodge December 21, 2022