facebook epidemic

something, like a note, that spreads like wildfire throughout facebook.

Facebook Epidemic: Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose at least 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.(Or I just literally tagged randoms eventually) (To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)

by cmakk January 30, 2009

Facebook Hickey

Marking your territory by making it obvious on their facebook wall that you hooked up with him or her

Jan: So who is this girl that you sucked face with last night?

Dick: What are you talking about?

Jan: Don't eff with me, she Facebook Hickey'd you and let the entire world know.

Dick: Damn....

Eric: Joe, you better check your profile on facebook and erase what Kelly said about you before the rest of your girls read it.

Joe: What are you talking about?

Eric: Kelly thank'd you for a great time last night.

Joe: Awe shit, that could ruin my dating career. I hate the facebook hickey.

by ktespo July 3, 2009

facebook ac130

when you have posted a comment, commented on that person's status, and liked other people's wall posts on one particular person's facebook wall so many times that you have absolutely destroyed this person's wall FOREVER.

James Parrish and Brian Delgreco facebook ac130'd Katy Delgreco's wall on 7/1/10 by wrecking the wall permanently

by JPsKills10 July 7, 2010

Facebook Addicts

All the people who are online when you log in at 2 am expecting to be the only one connected.

I'll log in later so Katy doesn't see me online and start wanting to chat.

Later: "Oh shit, Katy is fucking online, plus half of my fucken friend list!!

Freaking facebook addicts!

by PATO_scream September 2, 2010

Facebook Sex

Finding a girl who is at least an 8/10 (10 is high, sorry for all you titanic creepers wanting to crack one off to an ugly bird) clicking on the full screen image to maximize the picture to the biggest possible size and then taming your beast.

After the action you must poke her on facebook. The idea is she doesn't know about it, that might be kinda creepy and you wouldn't wanna be known as the creeper you really are by a girl you're never going to get now, would you?

Also referred to as Facebook Sexed.

Matt: "I had such good sex last night"
Josh: "Oh congratulations mate, you finally lost your virginity?"
Matt: "No, I facebook sexed Sophie"
Josh: "Ohhh right..well did you poke her at the end?"
Matt: "Yeah of course, i'm well experienced at facebook sexing and have plently of experience"
James: "GOOOOOOOOOD"
Josh: "Wait, WTF, Sophie who? That better not be my Sophie!"

by Brooksmeister March 29, 2010

facebook aim

using the facebook wall to "instant message" in replacement of aol instant messenger or other such instant messaging programs

I was at work and couldn't use AIM so I facebook aimed with Julie

by facebook whore February 10, 2007

Facebook STD's

(N) Facebook applications, such as zombies, which really does nothing but makes you "bite" other people to level your self up. In other words your "zombie" gains 5 experience per bite so all of your friends are bitten, and all the ones who chose to be infected infect their friends and so on.

"Damn Dani, i've gotten 6 new Facebook STD's today, zombies, werewolves, slayers, vampires, pirates vs. ninjas, and super poke!"

"Hey isaac's really getting into facebook... he sent me about 10 differnt facebook std's... He's slowly loosing his life because he spends an hour a day clicking "bite 20""

by Eric Super January 13, 2008