Chuck Norris 

The greatest kickboxer the world has every known.

Chuck Norris is not a force of nature; nature is a force of Chuck Norris.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
There can be only 1 Chuck Norris, and then he will
roundhouse kick you in the face, smartass.

Hail to Chuck Norris or be dispatched.

Chuck Norris by QuantumZ September 27, 2006

Chuck Norris 

A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could supply the world with energy for the next 2.53 billion years. However, due to the level of danger involved in trying to harness this immense source of energy, scientists have resorted to a safer avenue of research; trying to control the kaboom from thermonuclear weapons. It is also suggested a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick may hold the key to incredible new breakthroughs in propulsion technology.

The Mars Lander did not actually crash on Mars because of a programming mistake... The transporter carrying the lander to the launch site cut Chuck Norris off and he roundhouse kicked the lander *into* Mars. NASA officials are attempting to understand this new form of propulsion. So far there have been no survivors from this dangerous research. NASA is accepting applications at this time.

Chuck Norris by Launchpad McQuack May 4, 2006

Don't Chuck it 

Telling someone not to get rude or not to try and start beef.

Oi bruv don't chuck it yeah

Don't Chuck it by Gangsta February 3, 2005

Chuck 

An avid, old-school, hater of women. Finds techees to be disingenuous.

You old farts are so Chuck!

Chuck by hataaaah February 5, 2010

chuck norris 

the worst actor but biggest @$$ kicker of all time.

huck norris once drowed a fish.

chuck norris is so bad he killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

once chuck norris farted, he set off an earthpuake that broke a rictor scale.

chuck norris by egnima aminga November 12, 2007

chuckleberry fin 

Chuckleberry fin- to throw up so violently that your head submerges into the toilet bowl water at this point you momentarily become a chuck swimming fish hence the fin part.

Does Any body have a towel my whole face is wet I just " chuckleberry fin'd " my ass off that was the worst food I ever ate !!!! Death to fortune cookie !!

chuckleberry fin by $ax 5th $ix April 13, 2008

Chuck Norris 

People say diamond is the hardest thing known to man, they have clearly forgotten Chuck Norris.

Before the Boogeyman goes to bed, it checks it's closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris by Dickie Martin April 18, 2009