Chimpotent

A Chav who is impotent. Combining the two names.

I pulled down my girlfriend`s tracky bottoms and was still floppy. I must be a Batty boy and be Chimpotent.

by Daggg June 2, 2010

Chimpanzee Bitchslap

When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.

"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."

by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013

Chimping

To use counterfeit bills in a place of business; namely strip clubs where the act procures a certain animal characteristic

"Deandra said she thought I stole her money, but she crazy. She know I'm about that chimping"

by WilliamKilgore March 10, 2015

Chimpancamel

A mix of a chimpanzee and a camel.. not muck more I can say

Dude check out that chimpancamel!!

by Camelmaster2202 May 25, 2015

CHIMPS

"CHIMPS" are Police Community Support Officers or PCSOs. Due to the fact that they "Can't Help In Most Police Situations". Everyone knows that PCSOs can't really do much because they aren't actually Police Officers at all.

Person 1: Look over there at that huge group of CHIMPS by the shop being unhelpful.
Person 2: What on earth are CHIMPS?
Person 1: They are PCSOs, you know, because they Can't Help In Most Police Situations.
Person 2: You're right, they can't.

by AredUK November 22, 2016

Chimputzee

A person that is a little clueless, but like able.

The Chimputzee on the phone didn't know much, but they were super friendly.

by KrazeyKletus June 1, 2017

chimpanyeesus

The king of chimpanzees

The king chimpanyeesus was flexing on the peasants with his saucy fitted

by Blout_Bod September 22, 2017