bodyboarding 

For warriors with massive cocks that could sink a surfer pussy any day of the week.

Bodyboarding is taking the prehistoric method of surfing. It can be proved that due to bodyboarders need to lie down on their board increases their sperm count ten fold. Whilst surfing can be attributed to surfers bleeding out of their own arse hole's.

Maybe you should try bodyboarding

bodyboarding by CaptainMorgan'sMum July 3, 2011

bodyboarding 

Straight-up gayest thing you can possibly do in the ocean, reserved for the most elite homosexuals in existence, Requires no skill.

Dick Draggers...

queer1: Hey bro lets go bodyboarding!
queer2: Ahh i gotta wait a couple days until my dick rash wears off cause its been draggin all over the place.

bodyboarding by getoffmybeach October 24, 2010

bodywet 

Another term for shower.

I just got home from work and I smelt a bit so I had a bodywet.

bodywet by Timmothy12 September 22, 2008

bodylock

When your body is doubled over because you have the sudden urge to drop the kids off at the pool or a meeting at the oval office...take a dump

That bar-b-que that we are going to be having at the office lunch tomorrow is gonna have us all bodylocked, I am sure!

bodylock by PalMal October 20, 2009

Bodygody 

That shit you get when you are just sloppy; Also a condition of ridiculous-ness when you are just stupid; The act of ratchery.

Taviya has that bodygody. Lebron James hairline has that bodygody.

Bodygody by The Bodygodier August 4, 2012

Bodydog

Someone who makes friends and treats them with extreme reverence and kindness just so they can benefit from them.

1- John is Steve's bodydog.
2- John is bodydogging Steve.

Bodydog by kaifey January 22, 2017

Bodyswap dream

It is in some people dream about bodyswapping with someone else. Dreaming about becoming somebody else and living their life

"Woah, that bodyswap dream last night was so weird." Quoted Kristian

Bodyswap dream by Koolkidkristian June 12, 2017