Noodle Head

Shayla.

Shayla is a Noodle Head

by UhhDuckOnQuack August 21, 2021

I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

by Shutupand August 23, 2016

Wet noodle

A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.

Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.

Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.

by Agentsmith1111 January 9, 2022

poodle to yo noodle

a gun to your head.

Gangy 1: I put the poodle to yo noodle now you drippin red sauce.
Gangy 2: Ong.

by sexecutive October 28, 2023

Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.

by epjkb October 5, 2020

Dumpling Noodles

Another word for Ravioli when youre a wittle slow and cant think of "Ravioli"

"mom, can i have some more uh uhmmmmmm" *points at plate with fork rapidly* "what are these called.... Dumpling noodles?!"

by Calli girl January 24, 2019

Chubby Noodle

When your significant other farts on your dick during anal intercourse, causing the skin around your penis to balloon out.

"I gotta fart baby! Pull out!"
"No, it's fine I've always wanted a chubby noodle."

by Dylan:) January 22, 2019