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Forbidden Pre Workout 

Using memorabilia of an old relationship that did or did not happen to use as pre-workout for a harder, more meaningful, workout. examples would include pictures, text messages, notes, as well as other things. Fuck your ex, go back if you’re a pussy.(but who don’t love pussy). NOTE: always hits harder when you’re still in love with her.
I tapped into the forbidden pre workout and used my texts with my ex along with futures new album to get the best pump of my life.
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the working dead 

Poor unfortunate stiffs that can't enjoy life because they exist in a limbo where they have to work at unhappy, menial, shitty jobs.
Unlike wealthy individuals whom can enjoy a carefree life the working dead linger on in their day to day existance.
the working dead by jpg3 November 20, 2011
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worktron 

worktron: a early-to-mid career corporate employee engaged in mindless, repetitive tasks, for low salary and few benefits. Generally treated as expendable by upper management, known to live in fear of layoffs and termination. Not known for high job satisfaction.

An employee who is considered a cog or piece of an overall corporate machine; replaceable, irrelevant.
Being the obedient worktrons, we gathered in the main conference room to celebrate the CEO's birthday.
worktron by Country Cityzen August 17, 2010

Don't be sad, this is how it works out sometimes

A phrase used in response to someone who is disappointed in a thing that turns out to be underwhelming and bad/mediocre to assure them that can just be how things go sometimes.
"This game is an unfinished mess. Why would they remove even the basic elements of a first person shooter?"
"Don't be sad, this is how it works out sometimes"

worklifting 

The act of stealing shit from work, often while employed by a retail establishment such as Worst Buy.
Bro, I went on the biggest worklifting spree last week and looted a bunch of laptops.
worklifting by mvolfman May 25, 2011

Workout Hangover 

The feeling of complete bodily soreness the day after working out. Typically characterized by dreading getting out of bed, evading steps, avoiding heavy objects that need lifting, refraining from raising your arms above your head, telling people not to touch you, and a general lack of movement.
I got my butt kicked during my workout last night, and now I have a workout hangover. Please don't touch me.

Man, I could not get out of bed this morning. I was so sore from lifting and had a major workout hangover.

Person 1: I'm taking the elevator today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did squats yesterday, and I've got a workout hangover today.
Person 2: I completely understand. I won't touch you.
Workout Hangover by jdavis5787 October 5, 2011

Pre-workout 

After I took my pre-workout the tingles had me ready to lift a house!
Pre-workout by mrginch June 11, 2014