ungrateful turd

Someone who is ungrateful and a piece of shit at the same time

Wow your such an ungrateful turd sometimes, you could at least thank me for sucking your cock dad

by Topdeck July 4, 2015

g-turd

A surprise small amount of stool that that is excreted after an individual believes the bowl movement is completed.

I had wiped twice and was about to flush when I was surprised to have a g-turd.

by covfrrider August 10, 2009

lazy turd

Noun: A turd that is flattish and in-between being diarrhea and the perfect turd.

A person who is way lazier than a couch potato.

Sorry, I can't talk to you right now, my cat just took a lazy turd on my wife and now she wants me to abandon him.

GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS OFFA MY GODDAMN COUCH YOU DUMD ASS LAZY TURD!

by Victoria is cool B] January 25, 2022

Tactical turd

The process of having of having a poo before you leave your house when you don't need to have one to not inconvenience yourself later on in the day and needing to have a poo when not in your house.

"Have you left yet?"
"Not yet, I'm having a tactical turd"

by regdoss September 13, 2018

Turd cutter

One's asshole, booty hole, or whatever kids call it these days.

Holy shit Becky why is your turd cutter gaping.

by Lord busts a turd February 2, 2019

turd dystocia

when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.

Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!

by ballouuollab March 12, 2009

Turde$ha

Its when Ke$ha is and a turd collide.You can kinda use for when you see a really Girly girl.They think they're popular but there just plain ugly and has no reputation.Plus they always get drunk.

NewKid:Hey,whos that cutie?
PopularGuy:Thats a Turde$ha,Dude!

by NickiMinajFan#1 January 9, 2011