2 definitions by Moose-balls

turd flirting

Turd flirting occurs when you have a massive dooker on-deck but you're still trying to push out those last few, extra stinky farts. You know...the farts that have to pass around the turd log before they escape from your anus?

Dude 1: I totally shit my pants yesterday. I was turd flirting , pushed a little too hard and rocketed a shit-log right into my shorts.
Dude 2: Bummer
Dude 1: Tell me about it...

by Moose-balls January 29, 2017

taco bounce

When two consenting women slam their cooters together in an act of calamitous clitoris crunching

Yo dude, the bros fuckin' totally paid Jeri and Joanna to taco bounce at the party. They bounced so hard it smelled like a fish farm in there!!!

by Moose-balls March 28, 2015