Toasted

Posting it with the homies
Chillin till the end of time without anything getting in the way

Rachel: Ay lets kick it tonight
Maya: Come over so we can chill like we toasted last night
Rachel: Fersure i'll bring a blunt

by chiccalovee August 1, 2011

I just toasted my pants

Basically a boner, minus the hard on. Pretty much just being really fucking excited about something. Kind of like the excitment of a sudden boner.

"Dude, holy shit. I just totally toasted my pants!"
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."

by SydVicious513 January 5, 2010

toaster

my shiny friend and bringer of chargrilled goodies...

If it wasn't for my toaster I'd have to eat regular bread.

by PetesWayUK August 10, 2003

Toaster Strudel

The act of shitting on a plate and jizzin on and it making your date eat it.

"dude, I gave my tolo date a Toaster Strudel last night."

by Jimmy Rogers May 5, 2008

toaster

A toasting device.

No time to make toast! I'm late for work! Unless... *Takes toaster into shower* AAAHHHH *ZAP*

by TOASTER January 27, 2004

Toast

The thin brown stripe of feces found in your underpants. The skidmark.

I like toast, especially when it is brown.

by The big Dick October 27, 2003

burnt toast

Term for someone lazy to redo something they just messed up, or too comfortable to change a situation for the better.

Literal Example: Making breakfast in the morning & you burn the toast, there are 3 choices: 1) You bin it and go without breakfast 2) You scrape some of the burnt stuff off or 3) You eat it as is. But under no circumstances do you make fresh toast.

Mike: Bob is always whining about how his girlfriend never does anything around the house, I can't understand why he doesnt do anything about it.
Geoff: Burnt toast my friend, burnt toast.

by Sketchey January 6, 2008