Someone who is overly paranoid of people attacking them in real life that they think that if said person satirizes them or writes about them or mentions their OCs by name that they're being stalked and harassed, when in actuality they can't handle opinions or satire and don't belong online. They're paranoid enough to post hate journals about people they think are stalking them and retarded enough to not understand satire.
by MM132 September 7, 2019

A "Pan-tard" is a person who plays video games with tanks in them and body blocks his teammates who are trying to get to cover but refuses to move to let them to safety.
The word originates from a combination of the German word "panzer" for "tank" and "tard" a word used to convey that someone is of not smart or special needs decent.
The word originates from a combination of the German word "panzer" for "tank" and "tard" a word used to convey that someone is of not smart or special needs decent.
Person 1: I love playing world of tanks, but these "Pan-tards" keep getting me killed.
Person 2: I know how you feel. Idiots who purposely get their teammates killed by body blocking them from cover are totally "Pan-tards"
Person 2: I know how you feel. Idiots who purposely get their teammates killed by body blocking them from cover are totally "Pan-tards"
by enderwatcher287 July 8, 2022

A cross between an eshay and an idiot.
A person that thinks they are cool, hip and popular, however in everyone else’s opinion they are not.
A person that thinks they are cool, hip and popular, however in everyone else’s opinion they are not.
by Krythm81 April 10, 2024

a mf from ATL georgia with a baby face and fucked up hair that dated a fat mexican (kia) that thinks that eren is the best mf and AOT is the best animanga in existence when he’s too blind to see demon slayer is better
by 4letter’s 🥩🏄♂️ June 2, 2022

An individual who relies on corn for primary vegetable intake. More often these individuals are obese Caucasians, reining from the Midwest, who prefer shopping at Wal-Mart while wearing crocs, or toe exposing sandles.
by Cornsonthehouse June 27, 2025

A person (usually from US) who thinks that war is helpful for the economy while it isnt and uses robotic enhancements because he can't do anything by himself.
by CopeAndSeethe April 22, 2022

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."
Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.
by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021
