Wet Taquito

When a woman cuts a slit into a tortilla and puts it over her vagina while she receives head.

Guy: why is there a slit in that tortilla?
Girl: because I want you to eat, now come here and give me a wet taquito.

by Jimmy_Changa January 26, 2021

Wet Bradley

When you're hanging out virtually with the boys and you just have to crank one out.

I was playing Warzone with the fellas and I realized I needed to ejaculate. I did a quick Wet Bradley in the first circle to make sure I was ready for the rest of the game.

by Dunk Pacino February 24, 2021

Wet Water

A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.

Gamer Girl:*stares*

Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*

Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water

*basks in glory*

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

Wet chocolate

When you take a shit in the shower and get the nasty fealing inbetween your ass cheecks like they are sticking together.

When you take a shit in the shower "bro i just got out of some wet chocolate"

by UwU_snuggle_me April 2, 2021

Wet grandma

The action of spitting on your hand and either smacking or fingering a grandma

“Hey can I give you the wet grandma. ;)”

by No kool April 16, 2021

wet newspaper

Commonly translated from the Afrikaans use of "nat koerantpapier". Which refers to a person having many tattoos.

That person got hit by a wet newspaper.

by matfalddatson May 3, 2021

Drama Wet

When a girl is so into you that she begins dumping an avalanche of personal shit. Like, way more than a pre-Karen at lunch break. She either thinks you're gay, or she is drama wet.

Manboi 1: I couldn't believe how much she kept talking last night.

Manboi 2: may b e she's drama wet

Manno 1: ew no I'm gay

by Dr. Gay4Cavill August 21, 2022