chode

an unproportionate penis it is shorter but very thick

guy 1: my dick is bigger but not as long
thot: I love chodes
guy 2: wtf

by Seawynth September 24, 2019

king of chodes

Anyone who is called finley has a small dick and is king if the chodes

Finley your dick is to small. I'm leaving you! You are the king of chodes!

by Afghan dan December 12, 2017

Chode

Basically your dick on a wide screen

"oh honey, I'm sorry to tell you this but your dick is a chode"

by Silvernugget950 June 11, 2025

french chode

when u stuff ur short fat neck into a turtle neck sweater and u look like a chode.

hey bro you’re looking like a french chode today in that sweater.

by Oscar issac November 25, 2021

A Human chode

Is a jack Spavins

That jack is a human chode...

by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021

Chode Joe

Chode Joe is a chode penis that belongs to a guy named Jaevin

Damn Jaevin yo Chode Joe is hella fine

by Hiiiiiiieoieoieo February 24, 2020

Chode

Jake Jordan

“Omg his dick looked like such a chode it looked like Jake Jordan”

by poopybutt4617 May 12, 2023