Spanish Teacher

noun: a person who preaches the teachings of a Johnny Spanish. All spanish was written back in the day when Johnny Spanish decided to put his thoughts on paper. Johnny Spanish is the guy that deserves the blame for all of the messed up irregular verbs and in fact Johnny Spanish is the creator of the spanish language.

Also see Spanish Teacher and Fish Taco

Class, I do not know why the future tense verb stems are messed up like that. As your Spanish teacher, I must teach you the truth. The verbs are messed up because when Johnny Spanish decided to write the Spanish language, he wanted them that way. That Johnny Spanish....

by Michael Weber October 10, 2005

tech daddy

A guy who has no style of his own, most likely a frat guy who wears clothing typically worn by older men. Including Sperry's, fishing shirts, lobster pants, mid-thigh length shorts in pastel colors, sunglasses straps,and a bootlace cowboy tie (usually all combined into one outfit)

I saw this tech daddy at the bar last night, he looked like a damn fool. He reminded me of my blind grandfather.

by jerrylewis April 16, 2009

tech loser

Short for 'technical loser'. What actors and non-theater types call those who do setbuilding, lighting design, and audio mixing for shows. Possibly the most exciting and challenging job.

Tech losers are better than band fags.

by Evan R. December 21, 2004

Teacher

Teachers suck, like really. They get you in trouble for no reason, and are 100 percent big gay.

Do teachers suck?
Yes, yes they do.

by CallMeJesse124 October 23, 2018

pregnant teacher

when your teacher is happily married, young and wants a family, one night she an her husband lay down and make love, and then the women gets pregnant

my teacher is pregnant! she is a pregnant teacher

by hush ok March 4, 2022

You Can't Teach An Old Frog New Tricks

The full title of one of the most annoying Chips Challenge levels ever, featured in CCLP3.

Crap, You Can't Teach An Old Frog New Tricks is so damn hard!

by mypseudoonym... February 6, 2012

techer

Someone who takes things too seriously, to an obnoxious and degrading level. Commonly found around 2D Fighters, Super Smash Bros., Wikipedia, and other things one could tech out to.

Chill, techer. You'll start counting frames in your sleep if you don't lay off the controller.

by Chronomaster K March 24, 2007