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how to be scene 

To Be come seen you must do the following:
1.Get nice choopy hair.
2.Use lots of pink and blue makeup
3.Wear skin tight pants
4.possibly wear nice bows
5.Wear as much accseries as possible
6.Wear kid t-shirts
7.Take maggnificent photos on myspace
8.The rest you should catch on to
how to be scene-you can find these examples by going on myspace and finding what i have said and remember their pictures are pretty much amazing.
how to be scene by Arachel August 18, 2006
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Black scene kid 

A black scene kid is a scene kid of african-american descent who dresses in the fashion/style of scene and listen to music alot of scenester listen to. Including:

o Emo and Screamo

o Black scene kids may find that pulling off the look may be harder for them because the make up and hair often times are made more so to cater to people who are of fair or pale skin and straight hair.

o A lot of scene hairstyles require straight, flexable hair that, when hair stiffner is applied, will hold the often times, spikey or wild hairstlyes that scenesters wear. More typical black-american hair is curly, kinky, or 'nappy' and not straight.

o Most scenesters wear skinny jeans, like HelloKitty female, have their own unique picture poses and wear slip-on shoes/Vans and have many other uniquely-scene approaches to things.

o Alot of scenesters wear either dark or bright make up or clothing, that on some black-americans might not be so flattering on darker skin.

o Black-american scenesters may face a certain stigma from their community and from other black-americans because the style of "scene" is not very typical to the style of most black-americans. This stigma may also come from the closed minded approach that black-americans have to fit a certain stereo-type that is often times placed upon other black-americans by themselves and others.

Please keep in mind, people have the freedom to express themselves how ever they want to and should not be discriminated against because of such. Individuality is the greatest form of personal expression and if one chooses to be a "scenester" then let them be who they are.

**Please keep in mind, also, I am black. I am in no way shape or form self-hating, racist, a scene kid or anything of that nature, I just just feel that I know enough on the subject to post a definition. If you don't like my definition post your own like I did.**
Example of a close minded black-american's take on a Black scene kid:

"What the hell is wrong with that nigga? Why is his hair straight? Is that nigga a fag?"

Example of a closed mined black-american stereo-typing black-americans:

"He can't be black! Black people don't dress like that! That's hella WHITE."
Black scene kid by CuriousKatt August 13, 2009

Crime Scene Sex 

A male having intercourse with a female, during her heaviest period flow, so the bed sheets are stained with blood. Thus resembling a crime scene.
I had crime scene sex with my fiance, while she was on her period.
Crime Scene Sex by Hooligan310 January 5, 2007

crime scene sex 

When you have sex with a woman on her period and she bleeds all over the place making it look like a police crime scene.
Susy is on her period. That means we'll be having crime scene sex.
crime scene sex by Tito G. February 20, 2009

Nativity Scene 

When it's a beautiful winter evening in December and you gaze out your frosted window to marvel at the beautiful delicate snowflakes as they make there way to the ground but instead you see a dozen natives passed out on your front lawn.
Little Johnny and his family drove around to look at the christmas lights set up around town. When they got home there was a nativity scene of their own on their own front lawn.
Nativity Scene by Bukkake Gargler October 8, 2003

Niggativity Scene 

A nativity scene in a lower income part of the city.
I was driving thru the hood and saw a niggativity scene with baby Jesus. When my friend said just baby Jesus? Yes, the others were stolen.
Niggativity Scene by PDirty December 29, 2018

Car scene slag 

A creature that surfaces at car meets, has a distinct smell of burnt clutch and head gasket failure to it, bounces between desperate lads in the car scene then tries to set up an only fans when her vagina would require 1tb of memory for a single lip shot
The burnt clutch smell lingered as the car scene slag waved her vagina across the car park
Car scene slag by Vag1989 January 26, 2020