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texas surprise

Taking a big dump in a toilet without flushing and leaving it for someone else to find.
I left a texas surprise for Dr. Ikpatt in his personal bathroom, he will never know it was me!
by Plausible Deniability September 27, 2014
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surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents
son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"
by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020
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flaming surprise

a paper bag, filled with excrement and lighter fluid and lit on fire.
fill a brown paper bag with excrement and lighter fluid, place it on somebody's front porch, light it, ring the door bell and run! When they open the door, they will try and stomp it out with their foot! You have a flaming surprise!
by prankster-ou June 28, 2009
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South Pole Surprise

When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.
"I hear if you tip $10, the chick at the ice cream shop will give you a South Pole Surprise."
by yakeyT July 22, 2019
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vaginal surprise

A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.
"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."
by SharkTale4D August 22, 2016
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Surprised

How you feel after you see half the things allowed on this app
The way this app doesn’t have a filter makes me feel surprised
by Commie! December 23, 2023
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pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt
I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...
by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021
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