Boston Cream Surprise

The sexual act of filling your asshole up with whipped cream then proceeding to fart said cream into your partner's mouth.

Ben: Baby give me a Boston Cream Surprise tonight

Stacy: Ew.

by Dirk Dasterdly August 13, 2021

California surprise

the act of gagging your drunk partner with your penis until they vomit on said penis and then quickly shoving your penis into your partners vagina/anus.

"dude i got Cindy so drunk i gave her a gnarly California surprise."

by jimmy McDoogle July 3, 2012

Suitcase Surprise

When you are too drunk to find the bathroom at your friend's house so you pee in your suitcase and when you wake up you get a suitcase surprise.

"Yo I woke up to a suitcase surprise..."
"How much did you drink last night?"

by aboutmosquito97 December 30, 2018

Pube surprise

When a food server becomes angry with the customer and adds their secret ingredient into the item being served. This is the next step above spitting in one's food.

Tino: "I was a jerk to that vendor. I hope he doesn't do anything to my ice cream."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."

by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016

Sandy surprise

When a man pulls a gun on you so you pocket sand his eyes and begin buttfucking him aggressivly

Cuck 1 "Yo Braden gave his friends a sandy surprise after they tried robbing him."
Cuck 2 "I remember when braden gave me his first sandy surprise

by Pimppaddydaddy June 20, 2024

silly surprise

Used to describe something that isn't that bad making it sound a lot worse.

Person 1- "Hey, I put a silly surprise in your food last night"

Person 2 "WHAT?!"

Person 1- "Yeah, I put a singular olive in your spaghetti"
Person 2 "oh"

by SaraWas#1 April 18, 2019

October Surprise

The official term used to describe an event where the boss comes in sick and then shares it with everyone, despite knowledge that he is contagious.

Stemming from the October Surprise of Donald J Trump who contracted the deadly coronavirus and subsequently participated in multiple interactions with colleagues unaware of his existing positive diagnosis, infecting numerous members of his administration.

"Hey Tina, our CEO Jim sure gave us an October Surprise with his awful cold this week. Half of the marketing team is on mandatory PTO now. He still wants to meet with you in person tomorrow about those sales reports, though. I recommend a hazmat suit..."

by FlagRaiser October 16, 2020