Custard Surprise

A custard surprise is when a guy is getting sexually stimulated (usually by a partner or partners) and, to his surprise, ends up with a powerful orgasm and shoots jizz that surprises even him.

Yo, man, I was getting tit fucked by my girl for a long ass time but I did a custard surprise. It was awesome!

by AnonMan October 17, 2015

welfare surprise

When you have no money for food you create a dish from leftovers in fridge and pantry . Can end up in a skillet . Could end up on bread , if you have it .

Hey baby , what's for dinner ? Not sure . We're broke . Looks like Welfare Surprise !

by Magnumn357 January 9, 2016

Cactus Surprise

When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.

Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*

by Rhukebab January 26, 2016

new delhi surprise

In order to make a new delhi surprise you will need the following :

1 Tea Bag,
2 Cups of whole milk,
2 tea spoons of white sugar,
137ml of male ejaculate.

One tasty drink.

My man made me a really good new delhi surprise this morning

by CornershopMen November 19, 2018

Strawberry surprise

when you go down on a girl and find out it's her time of the month and she yells "surprise!".

Kate gave me a strawberry surprise last night and I can still taste it.

by Teamice August 4, 2017

Tinder Surprise

A tinder surprise is when you match with someone on tinder and their first message is an unsolicited dick pic/pussy pic. Like a kinder surprise except instead of a toy you get unwanted genetalia

Yo i matched with this awesome girl on tinder but i got a tinder surprise.

by Seantc16 August 12, 2017

Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.

"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017