Chocolate Surprise

I was eating her ass like groceries when I got a chocolate surprise. {rimjob} {shit}

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018

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chocolate surprise

during the process of eating ass the person receiving sneezes or coughs leaving poop freckles on the providers face

last night i was eating jessica’s ass when she fuckin gave me a chocolate surprise

by xX_BEANZ_Xx May 04, 2020

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When an morbid obese sits nude on someone’s face and rip ass.

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When a guy or girl take a massive shit into their sexual partners mouth

by robowolf January 22, 2016

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When someone blows you in your sleep and kisses you the morning with your cum still in their mouth.

"Bro she woke me up with the Korean Leftover Surprise, tasted gross."
"Dang bro that sucks, what's her number?"

by pokeyuan November 25, 2021

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Considered a euphemism for a brief or elongated stabbing or shanking, perpetrated by one person on another.

Ever been to Penn Station? I got a Giles Surprise in the bathroom and then they walked off with my wallet.

by Blimbardo May 22, 2021

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A Rose Surprise is when you pluck a fully grown rose up from the ground and shove it up someone's ass while they're asleep.

Amy:Mark gave me the Rose Surprise last night. I'm still plucking pedals out my ass.

by Funny Definition Man February 24, 2021

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