the pimp show

The way your loser friend (generally has the name brad) refers to his 1997 Dodge Neon. This car has many undisierable features, like a stunning 94hp engine, and a 1 and 1/8 inch exhaust tail pipe (same size as his penis), 'bangin' 14 inch rims plus hubcap, although this car does come with complete window tinting (front and back, cause no one would be caught dead in this piece of shit). This definition can also be used by someone who thinks everything they have is much beeter then what you have simply because he attaches the words "pimp show" to it

Male or Female: hey come check out my new ride, i just got it.

Brad: Its nice but holds no comparision to "The Pimp Show"

Male or Female: Yeah (sarcasm) you got me there

by Tisimo September 26, 2006

Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp

A Pimped-out Monkey with a Fly ride and sick bling bling that lives in the Jungles of Laz Vegas and gets many monkey chicks every night

I saw Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp and some monkey girl out in a limo last night.

by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004

Relationship PIMP

A player whos actually looking for a serious relationship, but is willing to play the field along the way.

My friend Jet is a total relationship pimp, hes playing the field but willing to stop for that special girl.

by Jet B. October 12, 2005

Keep your pimp hand way strong

When a bitch gets outta line, a pimp might gotta get all up in her face. So he keeps his pimp hand strong, slaps her, messes a bitch up.

Dave: Haley isn't keeping up with her payments/touching/homework, and she was all giving me this attitude.

Neil: So you should keep your pimp hand way strong! Keep that bitch in line. Slap that bitch up!

by P I M P DAVE December 14, 2008

Third Class Pimp

(noun)
1. A pimp in which the women he consorts with are less than desirable.
2. A man that has sex with ugly and/or fat girls on a regular basis.

see Third Class

Matt gets some every night, but he's a Third Class Pimp.

by Jack Dreesen April 28, 2004

Running pimp

A master of pimping with the ladies, who has a nice charm and is a really good runner which means that he has nice legs.

Wow, that Andrew is such a running pimp! Just look at those nice shaved legs!

by Wychov March 3, 2004

band pimp

the new guy in band who all the girls have a crush on. is the butt of many jokes but usually doesn't mind because they are the band pimp. recieves pimp juice at awards night.

liked by many swooning band girls:
the freshman trumpet player, the drummer who was the band pimp last year, the other trumpet player who was the band pimp the year before that, and that guy who plays flute.

by squeeky the clarinet duckie June 19, 2006