pussy noodle

also referred to as a Dildo

Pat: man she’s a prostitute

Aniya: she’s a big Pussy Noodle!

by Soapboss September 6, 2018

Dimitri Noodles

Dimitri Newls is a skinny lax and tennis player who is also very good at basketball. He is a HypeGod who will post a video on Snapchat of their one assist in a game.

Did that kid tell everyone to pull up to his JV basketball game on Instagram? He is for sure a Dimitri Noodles.

by Jimmy Gregfarts February 19, 2020

Noodle Texting

Texting while noodle grooving

Damn look at that noodle texter.....

What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....

by Puddle guts October 8, 2023

Noodle niction

Deep sentence of straight nonfiction also known as facts

Are you lying?
It came from Gobee so its noodle niction.

by Jawa74 April 22, 2018

Noodle flew

Getting your head blown off, but also just getting fucked up in general.

This nigga finna get his noodle flew.

by PaizGod May 27, 2018

Noodling

A term used in music where a musician is playing their instrument when they shouldn’t be, causing loud obnoxious sounds and annoyance in the band

Person 1: *noodling*

Person 2: “Person 1, stop noodling!”

by Connor Definitions January 11, 2024

Noodle Groovin

When someone (particularly on drugs) is tweaking out and can't sit still. Usually it looks something like when a presumably cracked out person is walking down the street, talking to themselves, and dancing/groovin to music that isn't playing. Whilst performing the act, their limbs seem limp and resemble wet noodles.

Yo, did you see that guy walking down the street a minute ago? He was noodle groovin for sure... probably on the way to the liquor store.

I was on my way to work this morning and saw some crackhead straight up noodle groovin about a block away from the office. That dude was so lit I almost mistook him for the sun by accident.

by Ninjareaper (Dat/guy) August 19, 2023