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Moonies

People you may encounter when attending spiritual events such as ecstatic dance, yoga, mindfulness, or meditation. A moony could be considered a little loony, disconnected from reality and trying desperately to show up and impress others with their transcendence of your human ability to comprehend their growth and mindfulness. Speaks in English, but it sounds like an alien language and they mostly say nothing sounding like a word salad. They speak at you, not with you and try to impress upon you how tough their story and magical growth has been as they have now achieved deep enlightenment and an understanding of the world that you simply cannot comprehend. In fact their understanding is so powerful they will speak with such authority while pretending to be but mere humble travelers on the journey while moonsplaining to you how you should perceive and feel the world.
There were a lot of moonies at ecstatic dance last night.
by 3 leaf clovers are all i found February 15, 2024
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Moonie

People you may encounter when attending spiritual events such as ecstatic dance, yoga, mindfulness, or meditation. A moony could be considered a little loony, disconnected from reality and trying desperately to show up and impress others with their transcendence of your human ability to comprehend their growth and mindfulness. Speaks in English, but it sounds like an alien language and they mostly say nothing sounding like a word salad. They speak at you, not with you and try to impress upon you how tough their story and magical growth has been as they have now achieved deep enlightenment and an understanding of the world that you simply cannot comprehend. In fact their understanding is so powerful they will speak with such authority while pretending to be but mere humble travelers on the journey while moonsplaining to you how you should perceive and feel the world.
I met a real moonie at ecstatic dance last night
by 3 leaf clovers are all i found February 15, 2024
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moose years

Oh, you’re turning 33? Happy moose years!
by Greyk March 22, 2024
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Moose

Code word for a good looking (HOT) person walking by.
Bro, did you see that moose! Dime piece fa sho.
by Moose only March 31, 2024
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moose pocket

Guy one: Yea Ronda was cool, she def has a moose pocket
Guy two: aw hail yea a phat pussy!!
by i♥u April 1, 2024
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Mooseknuckle Mash

The act of absolutely thundercunting a bitch in her moose-knuckled lulu lemons.
Steve: Nancy was acting like a total bitch in class so I gave her the old fashioned Mooseknuckle Mash.
by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024
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Moose Tail

A "moose tail" is a slang term that refers to the outline or bulge created by tight clothing, especially pants, around the genital area. While originally used to describe a visible silhouette resembling a moose's tail, it is now often associated with male genitalia. It is advised to use discretion and sensitivity when discussing or referring to such terms in a respectful manner.
Taint your ass taint your balls ; taint your moose knuckle taint your moose tail.
by Madycakes April 24, 2024
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