A horny potato

A fat guy that needs to stroke be4 he blows

Damn joe! U a horny potato

by Browntheman April 24, 2018

fiscally horny

Horny but for money

Morgan is fiscally horny because I talked about my business

by SteakKnifesAreTasty January 7, 2024

Horny

Something, or someone who has many horns.

Person 1: Damn, he has got a lot of horns, i guess i could call him very horny.

by DinglingFrito September 14, 2022

Horny

what my bf is when we call

bf: "babe i'm horny"

gf: "fuck you"

bf: "exactly, fuck me please"

by the ugly fcking rat September 10, 2021

Horny

life would be better without this.

Bob: i dont wanna get horny

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

Horny

An Urban Dictionary page that some lonely virgins use as their personal Wattpad to write smut

For the actual definition of the word, it’s when you feel the urge to either masturbate or have sex, usually brought upon by something you find sexually attractive.

Josh: “Damn, I got hella horny when I saw Jaylin walk by with her dumptruck ass today”

by conflict dude May 28, 2022