douche bag 

a certian individual that lacks key social skills and at times can sound mentally retarted. ussually finds his/her jokes much funnier then anybody else and will laugh loudly at them. has a false sense of himself/herself and will often think they were once much cooler then there are now. not very good at anything but still finds a way to enjoy himself/herself. similiar to a douche, loser, bitch.

did you see what john did today?!
yea, hes just a douche bag.

douche bag by fjkajfkajfkkjafd April 5, 2007

Douche Lick 

the ultimate gayass; wack; stupid; punk ass bitch

you're a douche lick

Douche Lick by t-dot-oh June 19, 2006

douche eater 

one who is being a total fuckin idiot and deserves to eat a womans douche

my friend kyle was being a douche eater last night

douche eater by Joe faggot lover October 18, 2008

Douche Bag 

Douche Bag....

1) A piece of shit who thinks he is 'all that'.

2) A fag that struts around all day with an undeserved sense of accomplishment

1) George W. Bush

2) Kevin "The Fag", Federline

George W. Bush Kevin "The Fag", Federline Douche Bag

Douche Bag by Jesus Christ!! Fuck Nutz!! June 6, 2009

Douche Wagon 

The Toyota Prius.

Sally didn't really give an F about the environment but bought a douche wagon to save money on gas.

Douche Wagon by Better Than That March 1, 2011

douche cannoe 

A cannoe made of used douches

Kyle is douche cannoe

douche cannoe by GWAR666 April 3, 2014

douche beanie 

The douche beanie is an article of clothing frequently worn by hipsters and their cousins the Weremoling. A douche beanie is a hat which is shaped like a fedora, but with a much smaller brim and should never be confused with the masculine version of the douche beanie (the fedora). Douche beanies can be seen on A list stars or the simple douche bag hipsters so common to cities. No hipsters wardrobe is complete without one.

The douche beanie can be seen in one episode of the office, on Justin Bieber and mannequins in high end hipster clothing stores.

douche beanie by Jack Magnum, Weremo hunter April 26, 2014