Douche Bigalow

Someone who is so good a being a douche, they should be whored out. The douche of all douches.

-I told my ex wife I was going to a concert.
-I asked if she could take our son that day.

-She said she was also going to that concert.
-I sold my tickets to be with my son.
-She LIED.
She is DOUCHE BIGALOW.

by thetruthisabitch May 13, 2010

Douche Hag

When you picture a douchebag the first image that pops into your mind is a guy who is a dick. A Douche Hag is a girl who is a straight up bitch.

What a fucking douche hag!

by itsthompzilla March 25, 2008

Douche Feet

When someone's feet smell like vinegar.

like oh my god Amanda has douche feet!
They smell so bad!
I hate when she sticks them in my face!

by ARose73 February 19, 2009

douche rag

when you take a used douche bag and wear it like a dew rag

yO bitch represent that douche rag.

by the nooge May 28, 2003

groupon douche

A person who is actively looking for groupons to purchase not needed and generally stupid items.

Alex: You know Jimmy is such a groupon douche!
Cara: Why?
Alex: Because he purchased groupons for him and his wife for 70% off tattoo work at a local trashy tattoo parlor.

by alex2states July 1, 2011

indie douche

someone who refuses to listen to bands after they've been signed by a record label, saying they've "sold out" usually listen to bands no ones heard of and are mostly scene kids

god did you hear paul wont listen to fall out boy since they signed a record label

yeah he says they sold out, what an indie douche

by irishsexypants April 30, 2009

ass douche

toilet paper, as in a product used to cleanse the ass of filth

hey would you mind getting me another roll of ass douche? im all out in here.

by anonomous July 18, 2004