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You stabbed my child

When one bursts into laughter as an inappropriate joke at the early hours of morning, waking up any unfortunate house mates
Just had a "you stabbed my child" moment and my mum came in and blocked me for it
by xomaniac December 2, 2011
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Man-child

it basically means you the fuckin' man. get mad bitches as well. get hype lets get it
This dude's a straight man-child.

Forreallzz, you right as crap
by joneyappleseed August 20, 2009
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The musical hardcore trance/screamo act 'Clumsy Child Syndrome' performing at Wembley Stadium.

NO
Water Bottle: I heard Clumsy Child Syndrome are playing Wembley. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium? Scarpering hampers huh?
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!

DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!
by preqq May 28, 2008
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Child

The demon spawn bent on making you want to kill yourself.

If you want to stop dealing with the monster, follow these steps...
1.Buy a gun from your nearest market.
2.Drive back home.
3.Shoot the neighbors dog.
4.Then give the gun to your child and tell him to go to school.
5.After that, watch him get arrested on the news.
6.And finally, YOUR FREE! You'll never see your child again and you get to go back to living a normal and lonely life.
by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
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mong child

a person hu can never be arsed to do anythin at all,like rikki sanderson
by yazan January 6, 2005
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Fatherless Child

Have you heard of Hephaestus the ugly af crippled af Fatherless Child. Hera was sick of Zeus cheating on her so she decided to have a kid all by her self just to spite him and...

... CRAZY BITCH IT WORKED!!!!!!!! But he was fugly so she threw him off a mountain causing him to go supersayain and fly up to Olympus to plow and fist her ass up to the elbow with a blacksmith's hammer. Moral of the story? THEES EEZ NOT FAKING SPARTA YE CUNT!
by Nemortul November 13, 2019
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Child Grooming

by Kishakiss October 10, 2018
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