Of whom ancient ones call legend; possesses potent knowledge. It is assumed they carry a mighty shaft.
by clsmooth98 April 25, 2020
Get the chodemug. 
Don't you try to cry to me and pretend to be the biggest chode pleaser of us all, I know that's some bullshit.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
Get the Chode pleasermug. The Ultimate Anti-Chad, the Virgin to out-Virgin all Virgins, the Beta of the Betas. If a woman were to look in his direction, she would immediately develop secondhand embarrassment. His jawline is a perfect 0 degrees—because it doesn’t exist. The absolute anti-Chad to end all anti-Chads. Are you picking up what I’m putting down? Oh, you’re single and desperately swiping on dating apps? This man will somehow make your chances even worse just by existing in the same vicinity. Next to this inferior human, even the weakest soy boy looks like a demigod of masculinity. This man is an absolute Virgin x1000
by MANA413 March 23, 2025
Get the Giga Chodemug. A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?
Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025
Get the Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodemug. Someone who is small, pocketsized perhaps and whos role in life is to get shat on by their friends..
Called this because a chode is a penis that is fatter than it is long, and if you had a chode - you'd be ripped all the time.
Called this because a chode is a penis that is fatter than it is long, and if you had a chode - you'd be ripped all the time.
by carchester December 15, 2010
Get the jode the chodemug.