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Peer Child 

One partner in a committed relationship that is incapable or unwilling to carry their fair share of the burdens in the relationship: to whit, child rearing; child pick-up/drop-off; household chores; caring for elderly parents; grocery shopping etc. etc. Thereby, making themselves an unfair burden on the capable partner in the relationship. The functional equivalent of another child.
Friend #1
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.

Friend #2

He's such a Peer Child
Peer Child by ATX-DUDE July 16, 2009
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Round Child 

A term used to correlate between obese children and their eccentric body shape. Double Chins, flaps, round arms and turkey legs attribute to the use of this word.
Dan: Good god Jack, that child is very round. Look at his flaps; maybe a few too many cheeseburgers.
Jack: Yeah he is a round child. Look at his elbow... is that cheese stuck to it? Waddle Waddle
Round Child by Shadowikia October 11, 2009

twit-child 

Why are you a twit-child?

wendy child

a child in a play group (pre-nursery).
There are ten wendy children in the school.
wendy child by uttam maharjan August 11, 2010

Floor Child 

The kids that sit on the floor at a theme park, or in town, or at a station somewhere. Jimmy Urine && Wife Chantel Claret are examples of Floor kids. Youtube there disneyland videos.
no way man, wat do you think i am some sort of dirty floor child!
Floor Child by CuntFaceEmZ September 7, 2010

Parent-Child Potty Overshare 

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.
so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!

reverse child support 

When you have a child with someone, and the person with the child send, loans, or gives money to the other party. Instead of recieving child support, they do.
Jennifer- I have to send Mark some more money, he's up to his neck with bills this month, and Jr. wants to stay with him this weekend.

Stefany- Why do you insist on paying that man reverse child support, cut him off!

Jennifer- I can't, he's my man, and I love him.