jug-bitten

to make out with

"i was totally jug-bitten by insert name here at the party last night!"

by Kelly August 5, 2003

absofuckinglutely battyfied

this word is both rare and reclusive, it is rarely seen outside its natural habbitat, Stevenage aka Chav-central

the definition of this word means that someone is so homosexual, he takes part in all manor of sexual acts

guy 1: yo ma homies, you be checking steve last night?

guy 2: ah hell no! peeps round ere say that he takes it in the batty!

guy 1: Dayam! he is absofuckinglutely battyfied

this phrase should also be used before you die
such as...

guy about to be eaten by a fuck load of lions: ah fuck! this is so absofuckinglutely battyfied!

by michael 123 January 15, 2008

Vaginitis Battyee

An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.

Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.

by Hman April 18, 2008

nickle betty

the price of a hoes titties in sacramento california

"do you know where i can find a nickle betty 'round here?"

by nickle b February 21, 2009

Ole Betty

Something dear to you that you use or rely on all the time.

Where did I park Ole betty. (Car) Or Damn I left Ole Betty upstairs. (Cell phone)

by Lolalee1219 June 13, 2010

bass betty

a Betty that has an elevated appreciation for music and enjoys standing/sitting/positioning herself close to sound systems at live shows, not as a groupie for the band or artist, but rather to take in the total music experience.

"Check out the bass betty by the dj booth, she's totally zoning out to that four on the floor beat!"

by tintaelektralove August 1, 2014

Backwards Betty

To masturbate to pornography on VHS or Betamax while rewinding it.

"You know what, I'm bored of just masturbating. I think I'll treat myself to a backwards betty tonight. Let me just dust off these VHS tapes I hid behind the water tank 7 years ago"

by Megaross August 27, 2014