Buttering the cat

This term began to appear after the December 2021 viral Reddit post "AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts?" on r/AmITheAsshole by u/ThrowawayOrangeCat about a conflict involving two cats at their workplace. The cats are named Jean and Jorts, and to cut a long story short, a human colleague named Pam had been spreading margarine on Jorts to encourage him to groom himself. (Presumably he would like the taste and spend more time licking it off.) It's unclear whether Jorts responded to this, because Jean began to lick his fur -- this upset her digestive system. Pam was asked to stop applying margarine to Jorts. Readers shared the post to social media, and people began posting memes and jokes about the situation.

Later that month, #DisabilityTwitter used the situation as an analogy, to address whether a particular accommodation is useful. (Implied: even if it's well-intentioned, if it's not helpful to the person with needs, it wastes time and may actually have negative impacts. Just like applying margarine to Jorts.)

"Are you helping, or are you just buttering the cat?" (from #DisabilityTwitter)

A person may want to help resolve a difficult situation, but realizes that they lack the necessary skills and would just make things worse: "I'd love to help, but at this point I suspect I'd just be buttering the cat ..."

by TapirTrouble December 21, 2021

Butn

A gathering of people in a festive manner. However this event cannot have too much rave in it.

Leaving group.

Too much rave. Not enough butn.

Stay well, guys! ❤

by Kurtal June 16, 2019

Bigfoot Butthole

When a chick's asshole is packed and overflowing with crispy, long, pubic hair.

My boy Wagz was banging this Indian chick and when he flipped her over to hit it doggie, he was taken over by her Bigfoot butthole.

by JStackz June 8, 2017

cake butler

derived from snack dad, a cake butler is a parent who dispenses sweets to their children on demand, offering no resistance. A cake butler is said to be incapable of standing up for themselves, and is synonymous with pushover or spineless.

Johnny is a real yes man. He plays cake butler to everyone who asks something of him.

by GhostOfRedditPast December 5, 2019

Butt-tang

(Noun) The bitter taste and/or flavor that can be found on both the tongue of a person who has just given someone anilingus as well on/in the asshole of the person who has just received the anilingus. The undesirable taste is the direct result of the slovenly, unwashed receiver not making any effort whatsoever at personal hygiene, specifically washing their nasty ass.

James tried to somehow put the horrible and pungent taste of butt-tang from his mouth but he was not being very successful at it. He barely recalled licking Betsy's asshole in a night of drunken and horny revelry. At times he ran to the to the restroom on the verge of vomiting. 'That nasty-ass bitch' he thought.

by Nikki Stixx September 16, 2020

buttdicking

Verb; the act of placing the male genetalia upon the anal rim of another individual ; male OR female and proceeding to penetrate and/ or stimulate the asshole for any given duration of time deemed appropriate for the agitator.

“Tanya always comes home with a bucket of chicken after her shift ends at KFC. Probably because of the buttdicking she endured prior to her closing the restaurant with her manager, Phil.”

“Nobody is buttdicking like today’s KFC.”

by C. MURDER March 31, 2021

Buttcrap

The end all be all wagecuck. Commonly found driving their corolla to work, or shitposting on discord.

Buttcrap: I'm sorry honey, I can't take you out to dinner tonight. That $20 meal would be $40 if I invested it in S&P
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!

by Dave Ramsey April 1, 2021