Bastardo

A friend or an acquaintance who is simply a bastard but you love them

God I missed you bastardo, how’re you?
Or

Where’s your bastardo ass at

by Brown Bretheren July 30, 2022

basterise

To damage or wreck and object or speech

She basterised my reputation when she lied about my sexual orientation

by Boss-ette September 13, 2022

Bastard rovers

The scum of lancashire

We fuckin hate Bastard rovers-Burnley fan

by Suicide squad Burnley September 21, 2022

Bastard rovers

The scum Lancashire.

we playing bastard rovers away on Saturday-Burnley fan

by Suicide squad Burnley September 22, 2022

Bastard

Tim Hendrix the sorriest Motherfucker who owes everybody money and acts like a little bitch like he knows everything

That chin is a bastard.

by Bigchinhavinass October 11, 2022

Bastard

This can mean that someone is unfortunate, a person is a straight-up bitch and mean as fuck, or if a person was born to parents that weren't married.

1. Tom: Hey, idiot! Haha, you look like a fucking bitch!
Jimmy: Shut the fuck up and stop being a motherfucking bastard!

2. Laura: I'm so unfortunate... I fail everything...
Christine: Looks like you're a bastard...
Laura: WHAT??!
Christine: It means you are unfortunate, God you are so sensitive!

3. Micheal: I'm a bastard...
Helen: What do you mean?? You aren't...
Micheal: Oh, I mean't that I was born to parents who weren't married...
Helen: Ohhhh..

by I'mADictionary? October 29, 2022

bastard shit

An unexpected and unwanted defecation

Sorry I am late. Went to take a leak just before the meeting and had to deal with a bastard shit.

by Nolan Swipples November 11, 2022