A Nintendo Wii modified to integrate Facebook, Guitar Hero III, and a 5.1 optical audio connection to a Dolby Digital receiver.
"Hey Jenna, do you want to stop over and play Super Mario Galaxy later or maybe bowling?"
"No, Thanks, I'm playing the Faceguitarwii-book right now. Did you know I'm completely obsessed with facebook? I need help. Can you help me? I think I should maybe go to an AA meeting or something. I think they'll clap for me there and I'll be less obsessed. No wait, I'll be too busy playing to go to the meeting."
"No, Thanks, I'm playing the Faceguitarwii-book right now. Did you know I'm completely obsessed with facebook? I need help. Can you help me? I think I should maybe go to an AA meeting or something. I think they'll clap for me there and I'll be less obsessed. No wait, I'll be too busy playing to go to the meeting."
by Submitted by Sean Flanagan, Created by Jenna Vosseteig January 10, 2008

Person 1: What is that girl doing?
Person 2: It looks like she is reading something.
Person 1: It must be a book!
Person 2: It looks like she is reading something.
Person 1: It must be a book!
by deerpineapple3 December 2, 2018

by Simplyimperfectxx August 9, 2023

A group of lowly cougars who use books as an excuse to get HAMMERED. It all starts with a little "sip" of wine, next thing you know they're pissing on police cars and your son Burt is contemplating using his Luger on you. Often confused with an actual exchange of literary opinions, this is a full blown cougar frat party; a proverbial last hoorah before menopause hits. It's a way to keep pussies wet and livers even wetter. FUCK OUR KIDS LETS GET HAMMERED!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
P.S. Fuck you dude (mom)!!! I'm just trying to jerk off and watch my anime in peace!!!!!
"Girls!!! I can feel my cervix shriveling up, its time for a 'book club meeting'. Lets fucking shit on the floor and turn our kids into sluts and losers (pipe fitter)."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
"Peotone can make the dampest pussy dry as a FUCKING BONE! Lets convene for some smut and everclear in my family living room, and tell our kids it's 'book club'.
"Its time for the flood gates to open (alcohol cabinet/pussies), lets call the neighborhood milfs for a 'Book Club' meeting, its that time of the month again."
by Noah Cuthbertson April 10, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: A Book<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Root Out Riddles Out Of Interrobangs, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: A Book<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

by Xanarchy May 12, 2018
