zucchini

A queerplatonic relationship. Beyond friends or even best friends, but not quite dating. May include acts like kissing, hugging, cuddling. May also include platonic, sexual, or any kind of romantic love, but often simply includes queerplatonic attraction.

1. Are you guys dating or just friends? You're so close, i can't tell!
2. We're zucchinis.

by yhjdfhjg June 11, 2023

ZUCCHANI

ZUCCHANI is a homosexual man typically a German or European boy. Typically has either Brown hair, blonde hair, black hair, middle part with Split ends. Skin is paper white and is usually 5’2 to 5’7

“He is such a ZUCCHANI!”

by getoutmuscled June 20, 2023

Zuncho

2. It is the nickname of a haitian big boss mostly a male figure (usually spelt Zoncho)

That haitian big boss is a Zuncho he’s the real deal

by Professional Z April 17, 2025

zuchiniman syndrome

Beyond sigma syndrome, where a man realizes not many men around him are his equal in Spirit, Emotion or Physical masculinity, so he forgoes the shemales and witchpipes around him for turning his friends into little potatoes or mozzarella balls,
eventually He starts sayin weird shit to scare the really shitty bitches away, like 'Hail Satan' with the inevitably fear, laughter and urinating sound onto the proverbial ragweeds rag panties. 'GodBless' he continues.
At some point, I think I'd rather be damned fucking piece of broccoli than married you know?

My two besties with testiculars and great vernacular of modernity, Hell and sin, cannot understand why being Christian is like offering free candy on Halloween for crazy yitchens. Yeet those bitches straigh to Hell says Saint Josh of Hell, Satan's Gatekeeper, who lived his complete and absolute entire fucking life with zuchiniman syndrome.

by sinrlifemattrs October 10, 2025

To Zatch

To respond with a comment that is intended to be witty but is not perceived that way because of overuse or because it makes no sense.

To Zatch:
Person 1: (after reading a long stupid group chat) "What did I just read?"
Person 2: (Zatching) "Words Probably"

by MT812 November 2, 2020

Poo Zucchini

Do you want to tear the fabric of the universe with a couple words if so here they are

player 1: boy I love the universe but hate player 2

player 2: poo zucchini

player 1: gets deleted along with the universe.

by do you wish want die May 12, 2021

È zuccherooo

According to LGBT standards, “È zuccherooo” is one of the most homosexual thing a man ever said. It was first said by Maximilian Giacobs, a successful Italian rower from Messina (Sicily). The literal translation from Italian is “It’s sugaaar”, but nowadays it’s said whenever you do something gay.

“Hey Maxi, wanna drink some of this?”
“Ok…”
~ Maxi takes a sip ~

“È zuccherooo”

by jhonnypeloro November 24, 2021