Zoosexual

A word used by animal rapists trying to normalize raping animals. If you want to fuck animals you should be shot like them.

Hey dude, I should kill myself because I am Zoosexual!

by Big Willie III October 20, 2021

Ok Zoomer

For when you argue with a teenager or an adult that still lives with their mom, and they are so caught up in their "new" and "innovated" self-destructive ideology that they just aren't worth the energy anymore, so you hit them with the "Ok Zoomer."

Zoomer: "Trump bad, gender dysphoria good, meat bad, le epic reddit moment."
Anyone else: Ok Zoomer

by Opa Opa February 3, 2020

zooey deschanel-ed

zooey deschanel-ed is the act of being led on in a relationship that doesn't go anywhere while messing with someones emotions. Just like zooey deschanel does in (500) days of summer.

Will: Hey are are things going with Memo?
Danielle: Horrible, he just messed with my emotions!
Will: WHAT he zooey deschanel-ed you!!!!!!

by Ivan Saxon September 29, 2010

Zooted

Zooted: Straight fucked up after doing any certain drug

Kaylin: What's good?

Josh: Sheeeit girl... You know I'm just Zooted.

Kaylin: Nigga, your walways Zooted.

Josh: YOUR ALWAYS ZOOTED TOO!

by Joneski151 May 28, 2012

zoomie zoomie

same as above, only when the loser drinks you sing "well he sucks and he fucks and he knows that he loves it so drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink!

zoomie zoomie

by Juliab216 October 19, 2008

zooed

to be high on marijuana

"Oh, man, I was so zooed last night on the way into the concert, I could't even find my seat!"

by Colin Mz April 21, 2006

Zooted

A way to describe how you feel after ingesting a large amount of cocaine; very coke'd up.

"Man, I was so coke'd up last night. I can't believe that eight ball only lasted an hour."

"For real my dude, I was fuckin' zooted!

by Esko911 March 27, 2011