zonkienuts

It is either one of two things!!!
1. The shit that is stuck on your ass hair that dried out and hanging

2.the period blood that that dried out on your Virginia hair (pubes)

I would like to eat your zonkienuts

Can we please have a zonkienut salad

Oooo look at your moms zonkienuts it looks like raisins

by Jimboslice994 October 31, 2019

zonka

its like the word shiza it is an awesome word we use it like an exspression

zonka lizzie and thomas

by lizzie May 13, 2005

zonked

Realization of past, outlandish actions and deeds to others without remorse that cause grief and despair, leading to depression, lackadaisical wonderment, career limitations, loss of respect and guilt.

Byline in some newspaper:"Phillip Smith, one time magnanimous and egotistic General Manager of Company X, was seen in a zonked stupor, out on his lawn, late at night, with little clothing, openly drooling and rambling gibberish fueled statements that include "I am still the boss" and "my calves are big, why arent I"? His wife was seen pleading with neighbors to call the local authorities.

by shfpdx October 20, 2012

Zonks

Exclaimed by shaggy from the solver squad. An exclamation of despair, or utter disbelief.

"Like zonks" or more known as "Like ZOOOOOOOOOONKS"

by Kyeigen January 21, 2019

Zonked

Hammered beyond insanity. Smashed to the point of death.

B1: That dude just passed out on my couch!
B2: He's so zonked!

by Blue-J May 24, 2006

zonkifyimicationism

1.(n) the beating of the bible... literaly

2.(n) the beating of bible beaters with holy water... physically

3.(adj) having the hair of a mexican with ugo hair

1. through zonkifyimicationism, i was able to abolish catholism.

2. with zonkifyimicationism, i was able to freeze the holy water into javelin form, thus creating a deadly, yet very religious at the same time, weapon and throw it square in the heart of the bastardly biblicious beater

3. you have a horrible zonkifyimicationism in your pubes

by Matt and Max January 24, 2004

Meep Zonk

A marshy region of Nyassaland populated by Zangdoos and Doozangs. Also, a word used to describe knocking someone on the head while saying "Meep Zonk!".

I crept up behind him and gave him a Meep Zonk - after which he kicked me in the gorguts with FULL FORCE!

by Googles January 22, 2004