Zoltan

A completely fictional unit of energy used by Electricians to confuse other trades, Managers and customers.
Generally used to mess with the minds of apprentices or a get out jail fee card on electrical projects when no cunt can work out the problem or fault.

‘Im having trouble getting the power back on because of the Zoltan effect’.

‘I can’t put a powerpoint there because of Zoltan factor’.

Electrician- ‘go grab the Zoltan meter for me’.
Apprentice- ‘which one is that?’
Electrician- ‘the one for testing Zoltans you idiot. Don’t come back without it.’

by Zoltan Technician November 30, 2017

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zilla

real big

i got zilla cash

i finna get some zilla brain

by deez nuts January 1, 2009

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Zoolander

BEST MOVIE EVER. If you dont think so you are most likely retarted, and I dont like you.

A: "That girl just said she hates Zoolander".
B: "Stupid Bitch".

by smart sob July 16, 2008

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zella mayzell

The BEST band in the entire universe.

I love ZELLA MAYZELL so much that I can't stop listening to them because they're amazing and obviously the best band in the entire universe.

by Candi January 14, 2005

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she-zilla

1. monsterous creature generally 5'2" tall. Often found rampaging kitchens and/or computers.

EEk! there is a she-zilla in my pastry!

by Penny May 13, 2005

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Zoella

zoella is someone who steals things and claims them as their own, and when they are finally called out on it, they will attack others and be very stubborn and bratty. they are usually wannabe regina george's and will find anything to get mad and complain about.

"omg that girl over there is so annoying, she keeps stealing my outfits and saying they're hers!"
"she's probably a zoella"
"that is her name- how did you know?"
"i am epic man"

by you are a big toe August 4, 2019

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