(Previously means a more sophisticated and superior male/alpha/sigma males with unique taste)
Yoghurt males are beta and twink males who enjoy yoghurt and yoghurt-like stuff. Yoghurt is part of their daily diet. They consume it for the probiotics it contains, which facilitate digestion.
Joe: Look at that cute little femboy over there!
Vladimir: I know that guy, he's a Yoghurt male.
Joe: I wish I could work more on my body while eating yoghurt. I am so jealous.
Yoghurt males are beta and twink males who enjoy yoghurt and yoghurt-like stuff. Yoghurt is part of their daily diet. They consume it for the probiotics it contains, which facilitate digestion.
Joe: Look at that cute little femboy over there!
Vladimir: I know that guy, he's a Yoghurt male.
Joe: I wish I could work more on my body while eating yoghurt. I am so jealous.
- I don't understand Yoghurt males; they used to be dominant, but now they lie on their backs and sleep for 16 hours straight.
- A Yoghurt male having difficulty choosing what yoghurt to buy at the supermarket. He has IBS, and he needs to act asap.
- We call them Yoghurt males because they look cute and silly.
- A Yoghurt male having difficulty choosing what yoghurt to buy at the supermarket. He has IBS, and he needs to act asap.
- We call them Yoghurt males because they look cute and silly.
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Personality type : Yoghurty.
A yoghurt male is a wholesome male, who enjoys all things yoghurt, especially if it looks instagrammable, he will always endeavour to post his food and his much more interesting than average life for his friends to see.
Yoghurt males insist on being above the typical alpha and sigma males, simply because of their innate ability to be better than them without trying to be the best at everything or try to look like a successful person, they simply, just are.
They love to do achieve their daily tasks and single handedly do so with great esteem, whilst holding a yoghurt in the other hand.
They love going on ‘cute’ walks and hold hands with their woman in public with no care in the world, this comes from their confidence which radiates throughout the room by being funny, charming, yet humble, theyre a fan favourite with everyone in the room.
Yoghurt males are the pinnacle of mankind and excell at absolutely everything, it all comes naturally too them.
Personality type : Yoghurty.
A yoghurt male is a wholesome male, who enjoys all things yoghurt, especially if it looks instagrammable, he will always endeavour to post his food and his much more interesting than average life for his friends to see.
Yoghurt males insist on being above the typical alpha and sigma males, simply because of their innate ability to be better than them without trying to be the best at everything or try to look like a successful person, they simply, just are.
They love to do achieve their daily tasks and single handedly do so with great esteem, whilst holding a yoghurt in the other hand.
They love going on ‘cute’ walks and hold hands with their woman in public with no care in the world, this comes from their confidence which radiates throughout the room by being funny, charming, yet humble, theyre a fan favourite with everyone in the room.
Yoghurt males are the pinnacle of mankind and excell at absolutely everything, it all comes naturally too them.
Friend 1: ‘Oh man hows that guy over there look so cool, i love his bracele…. Is that a muller corner in his hand, whilst he’s drinking his beer??’
Friend 2: ‘Oh that guy over there with the shades oh his head…. Thats Justin, we call him just in your pants, cause he’s that cool, I’ll introduce you too him later, such a sound guy’
Friend 1: ‘Woah thanks man, id love to meet him’
Friend 2: ‘Yeah sure, hes a proper Yoghurt male’
Friend 2: ‘Oh that guy over there with the shades oh his head…. Thats Justin, we call him just in your pants, cause he’s that cool, I’ll introduce you too him later, such a sound guy’
Friend 1: ‘Woah thanks man, id love to meet him’
Friend 2: ‘Yeah sure, hes a proper Yoghurt male’
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