What would Kony do?

The opposite of "What would Jesus do?"

My girlfriend cheated on me. It is times like these that I wonder, what would Kony do?

by DutchAmerican69 October 25, 2012

i would like to apologize

"I messed up again and i don't get why I'm so stupid"

Destiny "hunter why'd you drop that" hunter "i would like to apologize"

by Bruh i made a definition December 18, 2017

what would lucifer do

wwld

if your confused say what would lucifer do

by kyfrehgfcdfhgfjtfg April 19, 2018

'Would Like to Lick' List

A list of (usually five) people (usually celebrities) who you deem so attractive that you would go out of your way to lick them.

Smithy: Dude, did you see Rose McGowan in Planet Terror?

Adam: Oh yeah, she is definitely on the 'Would Like To Lick' List!

by Anne Frank's ghost writer August 16, 2008

to would talk mango

the start of jake's mental downfall

Person: "To would talk mango"

Jake: "WHAT DOES THIS MEAN"

by omfholygwtf November 18, 2010

who would have thought

an expression used when one is surprised by something that has happened and/or something that they unexpectedly learned.

Joe after being married for 25 years and fathering four children, left his wife for women 20 years older than him. Who would have thought.

by GalacticSoulBrother May 19, 2016

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by God September 27, 2004