What would Kony do?

The opposite of "What would Jesus do?"
My girlfriend cheated on me. It is times like these that I wonder, what would Kony do?
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i would like to apologize

"I messed up again and i don't get why I'm so stupid"
Destiny "hunter why'd you drop that" hunter "i would like to apologize"
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'Would Like to Lick' List

A list of (usually five) people (usually celebrities) who you deem so attractive that you would go out of your way to lick them.
Smithy: Dude, did you see Rose McGowan in Planet Terror?

Adam: Oh yeah, she is definitely on the 'Would Like To Lick' List!
by Anne Frank's ghost writer July 20, 2008
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to would talk mango

the start of jake's mental downfall
Person: "To would talk mango"

Jake: "WHAT DOES THIS MEAN"
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who would have thought

an expression used when one is surprised by something that has happened and/or something that they unexpectedly learned.
Joe after being married for 25 years and fathering four children, left his wife for women 20 years older than him. Who would have thought.
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would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!
by God September 28, 2004
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