woody colak-antic 

ephoria:

.j.e..nd...e..r... (closeted)

falls off bikes a bit much and lands on his head

he/they

- lesbian

genshin stan twt (keqing kin)

in love with harry and hugo veevers

*eats cereal at 4am because thats so squirty TT*
my wood is so woody and meaty member look at my huge branches. suck my roots until i sap. :woody colak-antic

woody colak-antic by dochi August 4, 2021

Woody Wertman 

Some guy claiming he loves Andrew

Woody Wertman loves Andrew

Woody Wertman by Sable Rabbit December 5, 2021

woody wag 

When you’re feeling extra confident of your girth so you send a picture to your friends.

Damn I have a woody wag better send it to Mills

woody wag by Pizzabortion April 19, 2022

Woody duo 

Two girls making out around your dick. bitch. yes

Shit that guy had a woody duo.

Woody duo by Erica&emma+mydick May 6, 2009

Woody Allen 

Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.

In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.

Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard

Woody Allen by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020

woody in my sweats 

A hard on

Sharon looked so yammy that i had an instant woody in my sweats...

woody in my sweats by Ruutu May 10, 2003

Woody Wood

Street Slang for a Boner

Person 1: what should a say to my gf
Person 2: dude just ask her to suck your woody wood

Woody Wood by dj currysauce October 24, 2011