Wonk

The sound a goose makes when hit over the head with a shovel.

WONK!

by GalaxyForce September 22, 2010

wonkish

regarding someone who is hard-working, studious, or detail oriented; describing the characteristics of a wonk;

Hermione has a wonkish love of magic.

by Shtoonk August 15, 2007

wonkerclonker

in short: motherfucker. Used in the edited version of Pulp Fiction by Samuel L. Jackson

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, WONKERCLONKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?

by Jack Ceronio May 16, 2006

Willie Wonka

the act of a male putting a delicious candy (skittles) up a girls anal cavity. After the packing process is complete, the girl then forces the rainbow shower out of her ass into the guys mouth.

Hey blake, your mom and bobby g's mom came over and gave me a willie wonka last night.

Oh really how'd that go for you

It was an experience of a life time....TASTE THE RAINBOW!!

by djddal May 25, 2009

wonkish

Wonkism, which is the design of policy solutions that are too complex and subtle for the victims -- er, I mean the public, to understand.

"Clinton is taking a more wonkish view on how to deal with world questions."
From: US News & World Report
Gore's speech must tame his wonkish side and show zeal.
From: SF Gate.com

by Mrs K September 27, 2005

Willied my Wonka

1. For one to get have sex with another person's midget.
2. Also for one to have sex.
3. To explain a woman who is a realy good lay.

Man that girl willed my wonka..
Dude John had sex with lisa. So he willied my wonka.

by Fredrick Polowaski "OGRE" July 28, 2006

Wonka Burn

a terrible spray tan that idiotic girls use to think they look hot, but they look like a mutated oompa loompa from charlie and the chocolate factory

Stacy: How do I look?

Dave: That's one bad Wonka Burn u got, how much money did you waste on that?

Stacy: OMG you jerk, i spent $500 on this.

Dave: Your a waste of money...

by Jerry Frank May 25, 2010