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Booty Wisdom

Advice pulled out of the ass of an extremely hot chick.
"Oh, man when she told us we were allowed to come to the jocks party, that was booty wisdom"
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bacon wisdom

Wisdom instilled upon us by Sir Francis Bacon, son of Lady Anne Cooke Bacon.
“wise men have enough to do with things present and to come; so that those who labour over past matters merely trifle with themselves.” - Sir Francis Bacon, Of Revenge
"have behavior problems" - Sir Francis Bacon Wisdom, secret 59th essay
by Bacon-izzle October 28, 2025
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Grandpa wisdom

The advice your grandpa or any random old person has ever given you which you can apply to everyday life situations
Me- I gotta go to the bathroom but it’s full, I really need some grandpa wisdom
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit
by DD Alwhiney July 9, 2019
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high wisdom

When you come up with the best idea you've ever had. It's the bomb. Nobody has ever thought of it before and you're going to become rich when you execute your plan. And then you realize you're just high.
John, in another amazing example of "high wisdom" described, to the exact specific detail, how he would discover the cure for cancer.
by tjneuron June 16, 2017
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Wisdom Shit

The moment when youre dropping a massive shit and contemplate what it would feel like to have a dick in your ass.
David's Wisdom shit left him thinking about his cute friend
by herpeez May 22, 2017
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wisdom rain

A hella funny YouTuber that does random stuff. But he is very weird
Yo did you see Wisdom Rain’s new vid?
Yeah it was questionable..
by SuperTuber October 29, 2019
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WISDOMED

When you get older you become more WISDOMED in the game of love, peace and life itself. It is because, honestly, life is literally everything mixed into wisdom itself. Life experiences make it inevitable.
These older wisdomed folk stay trippin’on the younger youth, do they not?

Denzel Washington has not always been as wisdomed as he is now, insofar through his growth and achievement of more life experience making this possible . This great quality is truly inevitable to anyone that lives life but alas, as seen in Mr Washingtons’ case, more potent in the already stronger wisdomed. I can’t explain it but It’s mos def a thing.
by DavidChaserr November 19, 2018
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