(n) the 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
John attended a wedding every weekend during The Wedding Year, and drank himself into a mini coma at three of them.
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Get the newcastle wedding mug.The Samoan version of a shotgun wedding, when a Samoan guy gets a girl pregnant and then has to marry her or else his mum will hit him with a jandal.
by mrsandman47 March 6, 2010
Get the Jandal Wedding mug.Why should some hot model have to work? She just has to meet some rich fool and do the ol 'spread & wed.'
by Skizzy Wydd November 5, 2020
Get the spread & wed mug.It is understood that a man will be the designated driver home from someone’s wedding or party so the woman is allowed to become inebriated and perform oral sex (road head) on the ride home.
Gino (at his wedding): “Hey Steve, how come you ain’t drunk?”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”
Steve: “I’m drivin’ so Melissa can give me the wedding special!”
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Get the The wedding special mug."I didn't think pigs could fly, but it turned out to be a bit of a Nathan's Wedding"
Can also be used as an exclamation: "Nathan's Wedding! Did you see that pig fly??"
Can also be used as an exclamation: "Nathan's Wedding! Did you see that pig fly??"
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(S4 E2 “Tony’s Secret”)
(S4 E2 “Tony’s Secret”)
Jamie: “That’s why I like abroad weddings because they’re always like a bit of a party..”
Alice and James: “Abroad wedding?!”
Alice and James: “Abroad wedding?!”
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