Wash my penis

A phrase used when a male is going to shower. This phrase is often used after sexual intercourse.

Its been a long day, im going to wash my penis to refresh my body.

by Just_Wavy_Baby October 1, 2020

wash my watery dick

wow, your that bored that you literally searched up "wash my watery dick" in urban dictionary, wow.

"im so fucking bored"
"have you tried searching up "wash my watery dick" on urban dictionary?"
"what the fuck"

by Jocelyn the Helicopter June 1, 2021

apathy wash

When kitchen implements are not unloaded from the dishwasher because one isn't entirely certain where they are stored, and instead are left in for another cycle until someone else (wife/girlfriend) can put them away.

Wife: Honey, why did all the measuring cups and the slotted spoons go through the dishwasher again?

Husband (aloud): Oh those? Well they still looked a little dirty so I ran them through again. . .

Husband (thinking bubble): . . . and I have no friggin' clue where you put them so I just apathy washed them all.

by olsongt January 19, 2010

Weather Wash

Pouring soap on your vehicle minutes before a torrential downpour.

I'm too lazy and broke for a real car wash, so I weather washed.

by BurnsSOgood August 12, 2015

Truck wash

When you put your truck in her garage and it comes out all wet

Man, I totally got my truck washed last night after the bar.

by ToxicDust March 26, 2017

King wash

When a woman gives your asshole a cracking good tongue fuck

Sarah gave Jamie the best king wash last night

by Secretsouls July 21, 2017

ball washer

Someone who follows those of higher social standing and backs them no matter what. They will stick up for their hero, even when their hero has been proven to be a bad person, scammer, thief or general scumbag.

Man, Truck and BBi have the ball washers that totally ignore their scams.

by Big Nasty 153 October 13, 2017