winnie washer

Someones mouth..

Shut your fucking winnie washer...

by Butter , cleveland tn March 12, 2018

corncob washer

When a man named John needs his cob washed he trusts nothing else. Even his one legged sister agrees.

John needed a corncob washer after a long day of no capping.

by WillAustin8 November 9, 2023

Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod

That front load washer sure made my dick shine

by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018

Springfield Power Washer

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, and then proceeding to clean the ejaculate off of their face, by means of urinating on their face, until it’s clear.

~B1&X

Bro…. I took this bitch home from the bar, and gave her the Springfield Power Washer. She got a little pissed after that.

by ItsActuallyX September 4, 2025

Rock washer

Someone who isn't capable of doing anything but washing rocks, a useless and futile task.

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve anywhere?"

Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"

by Jeff Mcthiccy March 19, 2021

bah washer

One who desires to be part of the athletic male group, usually lacks physical dominance, but yearns to belong at any cost, ball washer. Also known to wash balls during a practice or game, could even go so far as to lick their balls between ones legs, to be a part of, be accepted.

He's a bah washer..

by Fourtyrunner October 29, 2021

panty washer

A Guy that lets a Woman Control Him and he has no Strength to be Dominant

Jake why did you not say no are you a Panty Washer

by Dev1922 May 11, 2024