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skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
by David Davids0n March 3, 2010
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Fagen Wagon

A car that sparkles, brimming with homosexuality.

A car driven by a poof

A car that is not driven by a straight man

A car you would not drive to church

A car you wouldn't drive to your parents house in the deep south

A car you drive in San Francisco

A car you let your gay friend design, and therefore, making you gay, or at least making you look really gay
Hey look! That car is pretty gay looking, must be a Fagen Wagon.
by Del Mysterio en lago January 21, 2012
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swagon wagon

The swagon wagon is pretty much the train that all faggots who have "swag" and say stupid shit like YOLO and BRAH are aboard.
Dude, Brah, like yolo what up n*ggazz.

Bitch get off the swagon wagon.

The what? ehh whatever yolo swag #livin
by whodatninja77 April 18, 2014
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Money Wagon

When you are unable to coin the phrase "Cash Cab" you turn to Money Wagon
This entitles an on the road gameshow for kiddos who can't drive and want to brighten peoples' days.

The prize for answering correct questions are neither money or cash, usually hand made arts and crafts from the heart.

It's easy to make a M and a W with your fingers to also create the sweet logo!
"Want to answer a question on the Money Wagon?"
"Yeah!"
"Get in."
by RipRapperJaySizzle January 24, 2010
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sket wagon

A general dickhead who goes around branding themselves. Likes a shag here there and everywhere.
“That Luis is such a sket wagon!” says Sandra to Linda.
by 69ordoggystyle August 2, 2019
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Fart Wagon

An old beater of a car, with ratty upholstery that has trapped the fecal particles and fart scent of every ass that has sat on it over the past decade.
Let’s hop in the fart wagon and go get milk shakes!
by Pheecees August 4, 2022
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orgy wagon

a large van with no back seats.
dude i totally got these girls in my orgy wagon
by esogod December 21, 2010
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