A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
by David Davids0n March 3, 2010
Get the skitching the wagonmug. A car that sparkles, brimming with homosexuality.
A car driven by a poof
A car that is not driven by a straight man
A car you would not drive to church
A car you wouldn't drive to your parents house in the deep south
A car you drive in San Francisco
A car you let your gay friend design, and therefore, making you gay, or at least making you look really gay
A car driven by a poof
A car that is not driven by a straight man
A car you would not drive to church
A car you wouldn't drive to your parents house in the deep south
A car you drive in San Francisco
A car you let your gay friend design, and therefore, making you gay, or at least making you look really gay
by Del Mysterio en lago January 21, 2012
Get the Fagen Wagonmug. The swagon wagon is pretty much the train that all faggots who have "swag" and say stupid shit like YOLO and BRAH are aboard.
Dude, Brah, like yolo what up n*ggazz.
Bitch get off the swagon wagon.
The what? ehh whatever yolo swag #livin
Bitch get off the swagon wagon.
The what? ehh whatever yolo swag #livin
by whodatninja77 April 18, 2014
Get the swagon wagonmug. When you are unable to coin the phrase "Cash Cab" you turn to Money Wagon
This entitles an on the road gameshow for kiddos who can't drive and want to brighten peoples' days.
The prize for answering correct questions are neither money or cash, usually hand made arts and crafts from the heart.
It's easy to make a M and a W with your fingers to also create the sweet logo!
This entitles an on the road gameshow for kiddos who can't drive and want to brighten peoples' days.
The prize for answering correct questions are neither money or cash, usually hand made arts and crafts from the heart.
It's easy to make a M and a W with your fingers to also create the sweet logo!
by RipRapperJaySizzle January 24, 2010
Get the Money Wagonmug. by 69ordoggystyle August 2, 2019
Get the sket wagonmug. An old beater of a car, with ratty upholstery that has trapped the fecal particles and fart scent of every ass that has sat on it over the past decade.
by Pheecees August 4, 2022
Get the Fart Wagonmug. by esogod December 21, 2010
Get the orgy wagonmug.